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Friday, February 6, 2015

Soul Mate Publishing Author: Abrielle S. Fuerst

Meet Abrielle! This is a funny and frank interview so I hope you enjoy!

Abrielle holds a third degree black belt in Taekwondo, has five younger siblings and harbors a crazy fear of driving on the freeway.  She spends so much time pretending to be a ninja that she now makes a living at it, travelling the country teaching martial arts to kids and self-defense for women.
She is a rogue and nonconformist.
She thinks she can sing, but don’t let the assumption fool you.

Abrielle writes about kick-butt women that take no prisoners and don’t take no for an answer. 


1.     Tell us how you came to be an Author with Soul Mate Publishing.
Like most things I do, it was very nontraditional. A friend who read my book mentioned it to a mutual friend of my amazing editor, Stella, who requested J I still remember that phone call, and I still remember the next hour I spent running laps around the living room.

2.     What do you enjoy most about being a SMP Author?
      I love being part of such an amazing group of supportive people! My debut, Lady Shadow, comes out this November, (This was written in Sept) so everything about the process is completely new to me. And everyone at Soul Mate has been so wonderful and helpful, with such amazing insight and advice to share! It’s very inspiring. I’m honored to be part of it!

3.     What have your experiences been like working toward being published?
      Step 1: I wrote a 200,000 word epic that read like a fantasy odyssey, then sent my first ever query to the most famous agent I knew at the time.
      Step 2: Learned that rejections are best handled with chocolate and friends who love you anyway.
      Step 3: Followed the blogs of different agents, and entered tons of their writing contests. I received some invaluable advice from agents who took the time to give me their honest opinions.
      Step 4: Actually worked up the courage to share my books with the friend, who ultimately helped introduce me to SMP.

4.     What would you have done differently?
      Been a little more daring;) My best writing came out when I stopped trying to write eloquently for publication. At some point I realized that my protagonist had no filter at all, and that was just awesome.
      I also would have shared my work earlier. I started my first novel-length book when I was younger than ten, and spent so many years making it “perfect” that the original story was actually lost. I think one day I’ll rewrite that story as it was when I started:)  
  
5.     How has your book been marketed?
      I debut in November, so I’ve been learning a lot about social media. I’ve also made quite a spectacle of myself the old-fashioned way, and will happily pitch to any neighbor or stranger who gives me the chance;)
      Seriously. People avoid me at airports.
      But here’s my crazy idea. I’ve been traveling the country teaching martial arts, and self-defense classes for women. So now I’m planning…a nation-wide book signing and self-defense tour for when I come out in print! I don’t think it’s been done before, so I’m really excited for it.

6.     Any advice on how to better market a book?
      I’m still rather new at it, but honestly what’s helped me most is honest and personal relations. Get involved with your readers, or future readers, and let them get to know you as a person, more just a name on paper. Travel. Meet people. Share stories. Ask them to spread the word along venues you wouldn’t have on your own. I’d love to hear your input, too!

7.  Last question; If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go, when would it be, and what would you be wearing?
               This question is awesome because it’s pretty much the story of my life. Because I flew out of Ft. Lauderdale in a resort t-shirt that nearly got me strip-searched by the TSA, who believed my custom-made clothing contained traces of bomb particles.
            Because of the six weeks I spent in Missouri City with too many notebooks to leave any room for clothing. (Seriously. I had one shirt, and I slept every night in my martial arts uniform while I washed that one shirt. And I didn’t even mind.)
            Because I decided, after checking my suitcase at Midway Airport last summer, that I didn’t actually want to leave Chicago. I bought souvenir t-shirts to have something to wear if I went back without it.
      If I get to choose…I would go right now. And I would wear something borrowed from my sister, because everyone knows the best outfits are the ones the people you took them from don’t want you wearing. 
      That said, Kyoto!


LADY SHADOW

Here is a little secret. Assassins do exist. They’re right here, in the kingdoms. 

And the one they’re looking for? The mercenary who betrayed them?

She lives.

Betrayal is a death sentence—and Umbra makes a living at it.

When she was nine years old, Umbra was trained to be a mercenary. They are silent shadows with faces of men: ruthless combat masters, and Umbra was the best among them. Trained to swear fealty to assassins no one else believes in, sworn to die by her own hand before she dares betray them, Umbra becomes the spearhead of the assassins’ revolution: a hidden war to claim the kingdoms.

But what if she was wrong? What if she misjudged them?

So she changes sides, falling overnight from the deadliest assassin to the woman at the top of their most-wanted list. To the woman who, singlehandedly, is preventing the assassins from attaining the position she once killed to help them claim.

Now Umbra must confront the machinations of her past, from the old assassin masters who taught her everything, to the assassin heir and the man she would have married. But one aspect of her life might be too sharp to overcome. One betrayal runs too deeply to be reckoned with.

Because you don't cross the Kai Assassins and walk away unscathed. 

Sometimes, you don't walk away. 


CROWDANCER

I’ll give you the whole story.
I had spent three weeks upon a thrice-damned ship. Don’t ask me why I did it; for now we’ll say only that it was necessary. Don’t ask me why I chose a ship when I’m afraid of drowning.
I rode a fisher vessel to the nearest village with a port. Hid out a whole day, knowing how damn close I was to being captured. I bought passage on seven ships under seven different names—and then I slipped away on one of the few vessels that I hadn’t paid for.
You could say that I’m wanted.
I go by Aryin now. I am a necromancer. I am of the most skilled of those within my trade, and I am fleeing for my life within my enemy country, to escape a decree from mine that will kill me if I am found alive.
Though secretly sometimes, though none must ever know it, I am still Navyra of Yoshai.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Funny Vid: An Oldie, but a Goodie!

So it's been a few years since this one was viral, but I remember quoting and ROFL over it for several months. Yay for flashbacks. Enjoy
Candy Mountain, Charlie!



And check out my Wattpad serial An Exchange. New chapters are posted every Wednesday and Saturday. Please, leave your feedback :-)

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Funny Video Day

I am a mother, so yes, I watch kids shows. But kids shows can have some great humor for adults, too!



P.S The first installment for my Wattpad serial went up today! Find it here and leave me some sugar. xoxo

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Yodelling

Again, I give you Jimmy Fallon. Yes, I'm pretty much in love with his stuff at the moment. Enjoy his yodeling with his guest yodeler!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Africa at Summer Camp

So I'm pretty much obsessed with everything these two do together. They have fantastic chemistry and it turns out hysterically funny.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Channing Tatum

This video is just too funny for words.... Oh and watch for Matt Damon.





Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Skeleton Prank

My husband and I are constantly pranking each other. Since our honeymoon when I locked him outside in the snow naked, we've been back and forth, taking any opportunity we can to freak each other out. So naturally, this is something we both found incredibly amusing and seems perfect for Halloween. Enjoy!


Tuesday, October 22, 2013

This week's Humorous Video

So lately, Jimmy Fallon and sexy Justin Timberlake have been rocking it with the hysterical skits and videos. Here is on of their most recent ones and it had me rolling laughing!
Thanks for all the fish!


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Fun Video

So I've decided to do this new thing. My husband is a huge youtube addict and is forever showing my hilarious videos. So now, during the week (Wed unless tours, reveals etc get in the way) I'll post a funny video. So, here is today's. This particular video is going viral right now, so I hope you enjoy!